InternationalHardman son of Jizzflicker!

After my recent trip to LOS I have encountered a few problems, I have many friends who bareback girls in LOS.  I listen to there stories about fucking red hot thai chicks without a condom, usually followed by “I really should start to wear protection”

I got sick of wearing condoms this trip… it’s such a passion killer, there is nothing sexy about a condom.  I’m still to meet a girl that can put a condom on me using only her mouth like they do in the films.  At least, like many people do, I don’t have the lights turned off while i’m fucking.  I haven’t just spent 13 hours on a plane to fuck in the dark, so at least I can see when i’m hopelessly trying to rip the plastic wrapping off the condom box.

However, it would seem like I have brought back one to many sovenirs this trip.  I won’t go into all the gory details, but lets just say that all is not well down below - to say im pissing razor blades would be an understatement.  I will definatly be wrapping up in future.  I have lost at least a good weeks worth of wanking (I will be making up for lost time) and now have testicles the size of grapefruits.

The infections itself is not the only issue, of course there was a trip to my local GU clinic (if I had discovered this whist still in LOS i’m sure it would have been a much more pleasant experience) They do a wonderfull job there but I get the impression that the doctor loves inserting the little swab down your japseye… He might as well shout out loud “THIS WILL TEACH YOU!!” while he does it!

Anyway, I have been given enough tablets and creams to last me into next year and told to ring for the results next week… Let’s hope all is well by then!

Sorry readers, I know this post isn’t in keeping with my normal subject matter of fucking teen sluts or stunning ladyboys, but I think this one deserved a mention.  It’s took my pecker out of action for now, I hope he gets better soon.

Wrap up people… It ain’t worth it!

So i’m snoring away, fast asleep, dreaming of 18 year old Thai girls and ladyboys, tongues and lips sucking and licking all over the place. “What a great dream” I think, I want this to go on forever.

I had been experiencing a series of good dreams, ever since arriving in Pattaya. It was like a mini Thai soap opera, but I was getting to fuck whoever I wanted, I could even fuck the crew if I wanted. It was almost like being the director of my own porn movie. One night, I went to bed early just so I could have the next in the series!

I started to stir a little, I could feel myself lifting out of my deep sleep. I tried to fight it but it was too late, but then I feel a strange sensation… A strange but at the same time nice sensation. Fuck this dream is good, never had a dream like this before. But as I woke, this strange sensation started to turn into something very real.

I tried to open my eyes, but I could see the bright Pattaya mid day sun beaming through the curtains like lasers. I reached for the covers in a effort to shield my face… but they were no where to be found. I covered my face with my right hand and peeked through the crack between my fingers, and then I saw her.

A beautiful young thai girl, sucking on my beaver lever like it was Willy Wonka’s everlasting gobstopper. She of course had silky long jet black hair, and the slimmest body I had ever seen. I then saw an image before me that I will never forget. She looked up, spotted I was awake and began to smile. No sooner had she done this she carried on sucking my manhood but with more vigour than ever before.

She was a seasoned pro, and had no trouble finding which buttons to push. Soon we were up to the vinegar strokes and past the point of no return. I filled her sweet little mouth with population paiste, she didnt waiste a drop.

A quick shower and a thousand baht later I was out of the door.

Life is hard.

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Ok, so I am getting ready to fly to Thailand for the second time this year and as always I have a number of things on a virtual list in my head that I want to accomplish this trip. Some things are things that I had planned to do on previous trips and others are new things that have been added to the list as a result of doing things in Thailand.

One of the things that I am adamant that I will do this trip is a gang bang. I’ve had sex with another girl, that’s obvious, I’ve had sex with another girl with two other girls in the room, that was an anti-climax. It’s time to pull out all the stops, time to give it the big licks - I want a gang bang!

After speaking with my Dad and a few other close friends I have decided that the best way to sort this out would be to go to Ban Chang (due to it being much quieter than Bangkok and Pattaya) and find a bar that is nice and quiet with a good selection of girls on offer. Then rather than do the usual of going to a short time room with one of the girls just speak to the Mamasan and arrange to have the bar closed for 1 hour and arrange a hourly fee for all the girls!

I can’t wait to have several stunning Thai girls grabbing at my cock all trying to suck it, looking across at my mate and hi fiving him! I will request that at least a couple of them are three holers so that if we get bored of the usual we can shove one up trap two also!

So that’s the plan… watch this space for the outcome!

So as you may have read in my last post I have dabbled in the delights of ladyboys. Here is a blow by blow account of what happened on the night I crossed over to the “darkside”

It was something that I had wanted to do for a long time. Since coming to Pattaya I had looked on in amazement how beautiful these girls were. You may wince at me classing them as girls but in my eyes that is what they are, and it also helps me come to terms with what I was doing in my head.

On my previous trips I had been so close to walking into the famous Jenny Star Bar on Walking Street so many times but I just wasn’t able to pluck up the required courage and would always walk away kicking myself that I hadn’t had the bollocks to follow my desires.

After heading back to the UK after my second trip without putting a tick in the box I thought enough was enough and promised myself that I would do it next time without fail.

Three months later I arrived in my hotel room on Soi 6. It was late so I had to be quick so that I wouldn’t lose a precious nights mongering. I met up with a few friends who were doing the usual rounds of the agogo’s. Sitting there having pussy shoved in my face was great but I knew there was a job to be done.

I left the other guys to it and headed over to Pattaya Land with my mate. I chose a place that I knew had short time rooms so that I could get the deed done there and then. If I’m honest I was absolutely crapping myself. I had been in some pretty hair situations in my time but this was at the top of the list.

Inside was kind of surreal, I couldn’t really see what I was looking for. It was difficult to concentrate because they were being so full on and in my face! Then I noticed a girl from the other side of the bar, she was perfect, I had to have her. I told the service girl that I wanted to barfine the girl, she ran off to tell her, but it turns outs that she had already been barfined and was waiting for her customer to return.

I was ready to admit defeat and call it a night but my friend urged me on (and I’m so glad he did) He pointed out another stunner which I had fail to notice. Then something inside me just told me to do it, life is short afterall.

I arranged to use one of the rooms upstairs and paid the necessary barfine etc. We climbed the stairs together and my heart began to race faster than it ever had before. As she showered I contemplated doing a runner, I thought if I had a chance it was now, any later and it would be too late. I banished that thought by thinking of some of the many ladyboy porno’s I had watched as “research”.

After I had showered it was on with proceedings, I had told her it was my first time with a ladyboy, she replied with “that’s fine, you can cum in my mouth no problem” fine by me I thought.

First things first was a blow Job (no condom) I had heard that a BJ from a ladyboy was a good as you can get. Well I can 100% back up that statement. I love blowjobs and have had a lot of them in the past but this was in a league of its own. There wasn’t one thing that she did that made it special but it was just on a completely new level to anything I had experienced before. Perhaps it was the fact that she actually wanted to do it rather than it being a chore like some women see it.

She knew exactly when to cool things down, bringing me to within a fraction of a climax every time. She kept going till I could take it no more, then it was on with a nodder and I wasted no time in getting it up her nice and tight tea towel holder. I had started to gain confidence by now and decided that I was in for a penny so I should be in for a pound. No guts = No glory afterall

I came in buckets, almost like I had been waiting a year to release my jizz inside her. I’m not one for awkward silences etc so I headed straight for the shower and washed myself clean. After getting dressed I said goodbye and tipped her accordingly then made my way out to join my friends as a new man.

Looking back it’s not something I will do all the time, but it is something I would do again when I fancy doing something a bit different. Another thing that crossed my mind after I had done it was that I had made a big fuss over nothing!

IHM out.

Ok… so it was inevitable that eventually a blog about Pattaya would swing in the direction of Ladyboys. Many people travel far and wide to sample the delights of these wonderful creatures so what exactly is the attraction?

Perhaps you are sexually inexperienced but open minded enough to be able to try out a “girl with a toy” Maybe you have always been attracted to members of the same sex but wish to try out ladyboys before moving on to more masculine men at a later stage.

For me it was simply the fact that I had exhausted many other sexual activities that had previously provided the elicit high that I was looking for. Having been open minded from a young age for a plethora of reasons, by the time I had hit my mid twenties I had done many things that a man in his 40’s-50’s would have been proud of doing.

For me having sex with a ladyboy isn’t having sex with a man, okay I know your going to think i’m in denial here but hear me out. Many ladyboys take female hormone tablets, some from as young as 11 years old! Therefore, in my mind I don’t think you can call ladyboys either men or women. To me a third sex exists. This third sex are purely put on this earth to satisfy your desires, and in my opinion if you are lucky enough to spend time with one of these creatures you are in for the ride of your life.

This does beg an interesting question however, of what happens next? Once having sex with a ladyboy has been exhausted where will people in my position find there sexual satisfaction?

Okay folks, I don’t know what you have heard, read or seen about Pattaya but I would like to give you my own introduction about this amazing city myself. Pattaya is located about 165 KM south east of Bangkok. To travel from the new Bangkok airport (Suvarnabhumi intl.) by road takes approximately 1.5 to 2 hours depending on traffic. The city itself sits on the edge of the Gulf of Thailand and has many idyllic beaches. However, I’m sure this is not the reason the majority of tourists (or farangs as we are known to the Thais) decide to visit Pattaya.

Adult Disneyland

Although Pattaya started it’s life as a small fishing village. It became the place to be amongst American servicemen who were seeking downtime during and after the Vietnam war. This caused a boom in prostitution and it has snowballed from there making it the ” adult Disneyland ” it is today. Pattaya is every single man’s dream (and many married man’s dream also) Some say there are in excess of 30,000 bargirls working there at any one time, all available and looking to spend time with you in exchange for some of your hard earned cash. There are many ways of picking up girls also. You can visit one of the thousands of Beer Bars or Agogo’s or if you are looking for a blow job pattaya has many bars that specialise in providing this (and more if required) of course, the Thais are known for being experts at massage and amongst the types of massage available is the Soapy Massage. I will be posting more information about soapies soon so watch this space.

All in all Pattaya is an answer to your dreams, and it is also an addiction hence why so many people do repeat trips year after year. In my opinion no trip to the Land of Smiles is complete without a visit to Pattaya.

As the afternoon draws to a close on my my first day in Bangkok, I made the fatal mistake of laying on my bed, in my plush hotel room. My feet hadn’t touch the ground since I landed some six hours earlier and I was very tired. I quickly begin to fall asleep, despite my efforts to fight through it, I had no choice.

Until…. RING RING…. RING RING… I pick up the hotel phone next to my bed “erm… hello?” was about the most I could muster “your taxi is ready sir” came the reply. I put the phone down, not really knowing what was going on, then I realised. I’d arranged for a taxi to pick me up and take me to a Ping Pong show! You know the ones you think only exist in people imaginations! I jumped out of bed, did the three S’s, before I knew it I was in the taxi and on my way.

We arrived at what looked like any normal cafe in amongst other shops selling various wares and nick knacks. My driver pointed over to the door of the cafe. My stomach started to churn, I’d read a lot about Thailand before I had arrived, and all the stories of falangs getting caught up with Thai mafia flashed through my mind. Anyway, I wasn’t going to turn back now.

I crossed the road and entered the cafe to see a handful of Thai men eating noodles just as you would expect to see in any other cafe. Then I noticed a man at the far end of the shop calling me over, he obviously knew what I was there for. He directed me up some stairs where I was greeted by a girl in a bikini, sat behind a desk with two burly security guys stood next to her. At this moment brown adrenalin starting to drip down my inside leg.

I was searched and was given a ticket for my camera, obviously what I was about to see was intended for my eyes only. I paid the entrance fee and was escorted into the show.

As I was ushered to my seat, I noticed on stage there was a slim thai girl being shafted by a equally slim thai man from behind. I thought to myself “i’ve seen more in here in the last 5 seconds than I have in a lifetime in strip clubs back home” Drinks were taken care of by the two girls I had sitting either side of me while the show went on.

And what a show it was. Everything you read about in the press is true. I saw girls sticking crayons up there pussies and doing some colouring in, of course ping pong balls being dropped out of a girls pussy into a pint glass, one girl pulled a string of razor blades out of her pussy then made a paper man chain with it! After a short interval a girl came around the men in the bar handing out balloons asking us to hold them up above our heads…. I luckily wasn’t chosen! The girl then laid on the stage and inserted a blow pipe into her pussy…. she took out every single balloon without missing once!

The girl sat next to me then had to go and do her act, which I was looking forward to seeing. She came onto the stage, removed her bikini bottoms and began to pull a ribbon out of her pussy. Well this wasn’t just any ribbon, it was so long they were able to pass the end to me and let me pull it out! There was stacks of it! When it eventually finished I had decided that she would be my girl for tonight’s fun and frolics.

Once in the ST room we showered and made ourselves comfortable on the bed. She was so energetic it was unbelievable… She new exactly which buttons to press which was fine by me because I wanted them pressing!

So there you have it readers. They do exist, and they are every bit amazing as people make them out to be.